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Chronicles of The Angry Aquarius and Her Goofy Gemini


Have you ever dated a Gemini?

Me either. Until one fine, Summer day, my life was interrupted by this goofy ass kid dancing his little ass away to all the Spanish hits I love so much.

The little shit got me. I was stuck on him like glue and almost two years later, I still can't convince myself to stay the hell away from him.

Mind you, I write this all in good fun. That kid brings smiles to my face and sunshine to my world. All that corny shit. He just brings a hint of irritation and absolute, god awful annoyance along the way.

I'll be honest, I didn't even believe in that sign shit before he reached out his hand on the dance floor. But the attributes associated with his little Gemini sign are annoyingly accurate. So here I am, stuck in this lovely, nuisance of a relationship with my annoying little Gemini.

With that said, Welcome to the Chronicles of The Angry Aquarius and Her Goofy Gemini. I should warn you, we are not the cute couple with adorable little comics that everyone loves and re-posts on Facebook. We’re real. We argue, talk like sailors, smoke weed, drink regularly and love to bring girls home. So, if you’re a happy conservative, do good, religious-I-listen-to-the-bible-that’s-been-translated-fifty-times-to-fit-my-beliefs, omg-how-could-you-have-a-threesome-that’s-so-gross, type of human being, you might want to check out now.

For the rest of you open minded, not easily offended, humorous (Dark Humor preferred), I can take a joke, lovely kind of humans, enjoy (:

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